THIS BLOG IS OVER!!!

Dear tumblr perverts,

By the time you read this, I will have already been gone for at least a month. Thanks to the queue this blog has been living on like a ghost or a zombie, but this will be the last post.

Thank you all so much for your good will, your follows, your likes and reblogs. I started this blog after a breakup, merely as a way to organize and save the hot hot pictures and videos I found on tumblr, for easier fapping. It’s now been several months and the cumulative weight of all the masturbation has finally done me in. I cannot go on. Every time I log in I find myself confronted with some of the best, most erotic pictures and videos, from the decadent and classy to the most filthy and depraved. Sexual energy is spiritual energy, and I find myself depleted and unable to worship properly. I cannot go on. 

The best porn tumblrs are those with personality, the ones with real people behind them. Here are my favorites - if you’re not already please follow them.

Very sorry if I missed anyone. You’ve all made me waste a lot of potential children, but I don’t regret it. It was necessary. 

It’s not like I’ll never look at porn again, and I’m sure I’ll masturbate again. But it’s time for a break. A good long break. And my days of running a porn tumblr are over. Enjoy the archive!

If any of you feel the same, feel free to check out this subreddit. It’s a nonjudgmental place to get support for not jacking off. Enjoy life, love each other!

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Fellas, unless you marry a fitness model you WILL see this one day. And ladies, you might see the equivalent on your man. Porn is lovely and perfect bodies are lovely but it’s good to check your head every now and then - this is reality, this is a real woman, this is a woman who has a job, she commutes, she takes care of her kids, and she might not have time to go work out three times a week. Love each other anyway. BUT remember that if you don’t have your health, you don’t have anything! Try to arrange your life in such a way that you stay active. 

Fellas, unless you marry a fitness model you WILL see this one day. And ladies, you might see the equivalent on your man. Porn is lovely and perfect bodies are lovely but it’s good to check your head every now and then - this is reality, this is a real woman, this is a woman who has a job, she commutes, she takes care of her kids, and she might not have time to go work out three times a week. Love each other anyway. BUT remember that if you don’t have your health, you don’t have anything! Try to arrange your life in such a way that you stay active. 

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Mmh that looks good. Have not yet been up in pregnant pussy, but would like to very very much…

Mmh that looks good. Have not yet been up in pregnant pussy, but would like to very very much…

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Love love love fat pussies… I’m down with the flat ones too, the ones that look like just a line, but give me a nice fat mound if I get a choice…

Love love love fat pussies… I’m down with the flat ones too, the ones that look like just a line, but give me a nice fat mound if I get a choice…

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